First day of school
teacher:okay everyone say one thing about yourself
me:I can take a bigger bong rip than anyone else in here
You were red. You liked me cause I was blue. You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky and you decided purple just wasn’t for you.
Anonymous: "Omg!!! I saw you on Pawn Stars just now... Season 8 Episode 96~"
I’m on two episodes for about 2 sec hahahhahaha
Anonymous: "how do u pronounce ur name is it MAYomi or MYomi?"